Evil French Canadians

Heraldry:
Name: Evil French Canadians
Type: Company
Url: Website
Description: We are not unemployed, or smuggling cigarettes across the border. We don't eat Pepsi and Mae Wests for breakfast. We don't watch the hockey game doin' it doggy style. And non, we don't know Claude, Manon or François in Abitibi-Témiscamingue; but I'm sure dey all 'ave nice teeth. We smoke in church. We speak Québécois and Joual; not French or Hanglish; and we pronounce it 'turd', not 'third'. And eating french fries with cheese makes sense, mon esti; we believe in distinct society – as long as someone else pays for it. We believe in language police, not equal rights. And, calice, we believe that "Club Super Sexe" is an appropriate place to celebrate our anniversaire! In Québec, the Stanley Cup actually comes round more often than Halley's Comet. We can get beer at the dépanneur, not at the convenience store. And maybe we can't turn right on a red light, but, tabarnac, we can go right through it! Because Québec is the world's largest producer of maple syrup, the 'ome of Céline Dion and Roch Voisine; The land where everybody is shackin' up, and the legal drinking age is just a suggestion. Nous sommes les Canadiens français mauvais - and we are not French! (Mautadit tabarnac esti...) Merci salut la visite!
History: Comme seule compagnie de langue française des amtgard, les Canadiens français mauvais formés comme long avant-poste perdu des habitants d'isolement dans Nouvelle France (Québec). Cependant associé culturelement au Français mauvais, ils maintiennent leur identité de seperate. Quelques membres appartiennent en fait également au Français mauvais, mais menacent toujours de laisser le groupe.

Members

Member Role Title
Glen, Mallet of Providence Member
Keena Ferrel Member
Roger Shrubstaff Member
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